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Pet Vest Harness Home Medium Dog Chest Strap Teddy Traction Rope Supplies (8 colors Optional) (color Red, Size XL) Small Outdoor obnhjn4706-New pet supplies

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PETMAKER Orthopedic Pet Sofa Bed with Memory Foam and Foam Stuffed Bolsters 35.5x24x8 Brown

Petlife EcoVetbed for Dog Cat, 10 m x 75 cm, Baby blueePetlife Flectabed Q Thermal Pet Bed (14.5x11in) (Brown)

Micheal Avenatti has been charged with stealing $300,000 from his former client Stormy Daniels and “stealing her identity”.

- If I was gonna steal someone’s identity, I don’t think I’d pick someone who’d give me an STD.

PetLife French Terry Pet Dog Hooded Sweater, Medium, Light blueePETMAKER Wooden Pet Gate Tall Freestanding 3Panel Indoor Barrier Fence, Lightweight and Foldable for Dogs, Puppies, Pets 54 x32” (White).

A survey found that parents think young children should start focusing on their career choice by the age of five.

- I agree! By the time I was five I had already definitely decided I was going to become either Batman or a Bus Driver.

Petlife International Oxbow Western Timothy Hay (4.05kg)Petmate 21848 See and Stow Pets Carrier, Navy bluee.

A 44 year old man in China woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find that his, um, well, you know, had been severed.

- Note to Guys: Pay attention the next time your bartender says she’s going to “Cut you off”.

- He never should have agreed to that game of “Strip Bobbitt”.

PetLife PourPredection Umbrella with Reflective Lining and Leash Holder, bluee and BlackPetmate 251201 Dog Toy, Fetch Ball Quantity 4.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that growing “Cauliflower” is a sign of “Colonialism” and people should grow vegetables that represent their cultural heritage.

- Here’s an idea… How about growing vegetables that you actually like to eat???

Pet Vest Harness Home Medium Dog Chest Strap Teddy Traction Rope Supplies (8 colors Optional) (color Red, Size XL) Small Outdoor obnhjn4706-New pet supplies

Petlife Vetbed Non Slip Pet Bedding (14x9.5in) (Cerise Heart White Paw)PETMATE 291241 Squeaking Multimat Toy.

First they told us not to French Kiss COWS, now the Centers for Disease Control is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” CHICKENS after an outbreak of salmonella sickened 52 people in multiple states.

- Oh sure… Kissing Chickens is always fun until somebody gets food poisoning.

- And just like that I have to change my Memorial Day Weekend plans.

- Multiple states, huh? Apparently “Poultry Snuggling” is more popular than I thought.

PetLikeThis Rechargable Upgraded Ultrasonic Dog Bark Control Device Birdhouse Shape No Bark Anti Bark Device Best Bark Control Device with no BatteryPetmate 49952 Pop and Go Barrier for Pets, Large, Black.

Kim Kardashian alerted her nearly 61 million Twitter followers to the fact that she had “a serious complaint” with the Jack in the Box hamburger chain.

- I’m bettin’ it had something to do with the buns being too small.

Petlinks Dizzy Bugs Spinning Wand Catnip ToyPetmate Barnhome III Dog House.

The 2019 World Beard and Mustache Championships are underway in Belgium with male categories for best mustache, partial beard and full beard. They’re also handing out prizes to women for best “Artificial Facial Hair”.

- Then there’s the “Bruce Jenner Award” which goes to the Woman with the best REAL facial hair.

Petlinks Refillable Catnip Cat ToysPetmate Doskocil StepIn Harness for Dogs, 1 by 2339Inch, Black by Petmate.

Have a Happy & Safe Memorial Day Weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!

-Dick

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Petote Katie Pet Carrier, Antique Tan
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